Y’all I’ve been blowing up banks every day for the past two weeks and I’m so tired. My thighs and my biceps want to kill me.
Annnnnnd I just zoned out so bad that I almost missed my next show. I heard the audio for “someone’s robbing the bank” and I was like “who?”
ME. I AM ROBBING THE BANK.
‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And in Western Town
#thelittlestbandit was running around
Her stocking was hung by the chimney with care
Though she knew full well there would be nothing there
For Kate was a bandit, she’d been naughty all year,
And all she would get would be coal, no good cheer
But you can hear her exclaim, as you run out of sight
“Merry Christmas, y’all, watch out for dynamite!” (at The Great Movie Ride)
Same, Holiday Garbage Snowman. Same.
#squadgoals #kateandthekids #thelittlestbandit #astheanubisdoorturns #onceamovierider (at The Great Movie Ride)
so I have to shoot guns at work, right?
the last time I got show observed my trainer told me to be careful because on shots 2 and 4 I was throwing them
so now I perpetually have Hamilton stuck in my head because I’ll be running up and down the stairs in my heels a million times a day, firing my pistol and singing “I am not throwing away my shot” to myself
Actual photo of #thelittlestmugsi hard at work. (And if you want to see #thelittlestbandit in action, Kate Durango will be blowing up banks on the 17th and 19th!) #slowmovingtramfam #astheanubisdoorturns (at The Great Movie Ride)
I made an important addition to my handprint! (Also I think I deserve to buy some fun stickers to cover up my old last name.) # (at The Great Movie Ride)