bri-ecrit:

watchoutforfallingdinosaurs:

feistypaants:

i’m only 22 and i never get carded.

why didn’t i use this super power in college before i was 21.

buying two huge bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka and you dont card me

do i look that old

Meanwhile I’m over here getting carded just for like walking into the store lol

I’m personally offended every time I get carded because I’ve looked like I’m in my mid-30s since I was about 19.

I get carded for buying cough syrup…and for R-rated movies…